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Quote Part II
Thursday, August 12, 2004
I don't drink anymore. Of course, I don't drink any less, either.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a storm.
Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
I love my work, I could sit and watch it all day long.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so save some
for tomorrow.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Of course I don't look busy.....I did it right the
first time!
People who do the world's real work don't usually
wear neckties.
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop
helping me.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up
their sleeves,some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up
at all!
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.
Out to lunch... if not back by five, out for dinner also.
Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
- Kenneth H. Blanchard
I love you for your mind, now give me your body
- Queen
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
- Anonymous
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out
and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
- Gandhi
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about
nothing and then marry him.
- Cher
A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like
a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than
any hour. That is relativity.
- Albert Einstein
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
- Albert Einstein
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